Why Reality Shifts After You Turn 3: The Childhood Cover-Up Theory 🤯 412h58

Prepare for a mind-bending because we're diving deep into the glitch in the matrix that happens before you even learn to tie your shoes—could your toddler be living in a reality sandbox the system patched out when you hit age three, hiding interdimensional friends and memories of a red sky?! Toddler babble: the last unfiltered debug logs of our simulation. Is your life a post-three patch? Welcome to the ultimate childhood conspiracy theory. 👶➡️💾 NPC ENERGY! unleashes the ultimate simulation theory deep dive, exploring the bonkers possibility that your entire reality got a major firmware update around your third birthday! 🤯 us as we unpack The Childhood Cover-Up Theory, the high-octane hypothesis that suggests those "imaginary friends" your toddler chats with in empty corners might be interdimensional beings, and their unfiltered sensory experiences a glimpse into the raw engine build of our simulated existence! 👾 We'll dissect the eerie implications of neural pruning as a system streamline, question why we can't our early years with the infantile amnesia = code wipe? theory, and freak ourselves out with REAL REPORTS of creepy things kids say that hint at past lives or alternate realities! Could the Mandela Effect be a sign of pre-patch memory bleed-through? We're not just speculating; we're diving into your submitted Listener Glitches of disappearing second moms and bedroom reality swaps to ask the ultimate question: was there a "Cleaner Update"around age 3, patching our consciousness and turning the adults around us into high-functioning NPCs? Tune in for wild theories on reactivation tips for the brave who dare to the pre-patch truth and maybe, just maybe, understand why your kid is suddenly obsessed with gravity when they used to float in the ceiling! Don't get patched out of this essential episode! #ChildhoodGlitch #MatrixPatchNotes #NParenting #ConspiracyTheories #SimulationTheory #WeirdScience #MandelaEffect #MemoryHole #RealityShift #ToddlerSecrets #GlitchesInTheMatrix #NPCENERGYPodcast #SimulationPatched #Pre3Truth #DeveloperMode #SandboxMode #InfantileAmnesiaExplained #CreepyKids #ListenerStories #UnlockYourMemory This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit npcenergy.substack.com 6g1g52