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Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that puts the c*nt in crypto! This is a video episode so watch on Spotify for the full experience :) This week on Beau Binary’s New York Crime Report we dive into the breaking news of an Italian man who just days ago escaped from a Soho mansion where he underwent three weeks of torture by John Woeltz, the so-called crypto king of Kentucky. We check out John’s smokeshow assistant Beatrice. A third suspect remains on the loose. Beau does some torture of his own, forcing Monica to sing Bad Boys karaoke. Liz goes insane generating crypto nightclubs with ChatGPT (Colonel’s Cajun Crypto Cafe and Bakery of Soho, anyone?) and checks out Everlane’s new Crypto Collection. Plus we drop new non binary Crypto vocabulary: Cryptofolx and Non Binary Cryptonians. Monica shares her unhinged kawaii algorithm and Beau plays his German Wine Dad music videos. The gang invents the yearly crypto RazzleCon and watch notorious Crypto conwoman Razzlekhan’s deeply embarrassing rap video filmed in FiDi.  🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast whose baby daddy is NOT a bedbug. This week we read ages from Quan Millz novel This Ho Got Roaches in her Crib, popularized on TikTok amongst the author's other books (titles include Tax Season Thots, Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband, and My Bad White B*tch) The gang discusses Quan's real country strong name, misogynoir, BBL Thickasauruses, and Millz' curious attention to local Chicago tenant resource hotlines. What is a local Chiraq savage? Does Monica have Japanese samurai-like fearlessness or a leprechaun baby daddy? We look at the book's one star and five star reviews on Amazon and do some social media snooping to determine whether or not Quan is actually black, while Monica ponders whether or not This Ho Got Roaches truly epitomizes the Black experience. Liz chimes in with her usual woke white lady ramblings and Beau critiques the hideous AI book cover. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's 1/3 Mexican, 100% alcoholic, and about to relapse live on air. Today, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes. It's Cinco de Mayo. The gang has been fully sober for 75 days, and it's time to relapse: live, on air, with 7 different types of alcohol. Beau schools us on the true origins of Cinco de Mayo. We try out our best gritos and contemplate a dystopian parallel reality where the French rule Mexico (baguette tacos??) instead of getting pummeled by albondigas. Monica tells us her favorite story about a Mexican. Liz is deeply troubled by the lyrics of Jamie Foxx's 2008 hit "Blame It", and later has to be reminded that she's married. The trio contemplate the random dude from Ohio who may be behind those spicy OnlyFans texts. Beau tells the story of 2Fast2Fierce: Juarez (Familia). 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s blowing a load in space! This week we’re talking about the all-woman Blue Origin space flight: Gayle King’s space terror, Katy Perry’s out of touch space monologues, the ACTUAL astronauts on this trip doing research, why noted space satanist Jeff Bezos fell on his face, and most importantly, whether the spacecraft was cut or uncut.  We go over the conspiracy theories surrounding the launch: Did it really happen? Was it a Satanic ritual? Was Oprah trying to blow up Gayle King? Does Katy Perry’s mom have dementia? What is an ORPHIC EGG RITUAL and did they do one on this flight? We read reactions from the internet including a vicious Wendy’s tweet, Emily Rata, Olivia Munn, twitter sexists, and Alex Jone’s incomprehensible babbling. Monica describes pepper spraying herself in an elevator and vows to bring a Ming kitty slideshow to space while Beau decides on space jizz. A concerned discussion about smegma ensues and Liz struggles to make a good Blue Origin space sex pun. Most importantly, we give Amanda Nguyen, Nobel Peace Prize nominee and astrophysicist, her flowers. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

This week we call our parents and see if they know what we do for a living. Spoiler alert: neither Liz nor Monica's mom have any idea, while Liz's parents hype up the whole gang. Monica is the first to be accused of racism after her out of pocket comments about short Mexicans, while Liz expounds on the worst shit that white people have done and pays Monica reparations for Black History Month. We discuss Onijah, the crazy American lady in Pakistan, Eric Adams' boot-licking attempt to be pardoned, and talk trichotillomania: who's plucking where, and where are the secret scabs? DEI is on our minds with the massive DC plane-helicopter crash and Beau warns "Can't spell DEI with D-I-E! Liz reveals what conspiracy theories the crazies on X and Facebook are discussing, and shares gossip and blind items about JD Vance, Baron Trump and Elon Musk. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that was nowhere near the Midtown Hilton at 6:45 AM on Wednesday! And definitely didn’t make a CEO shooter playlist (link below). This week is all about the sexiest assassin known to mankind: the masked man in NYC who gunned down United Health CEO Brian Thompson earlier this week in broad daylight. However, the gang quickly discovers that Monica’s Animal Crossing addiction has rendered her unable to function or speak. She recovers quickly, explaining what a pre-cruise is and debating whether her tailor stepdad made the assassin’s backpack.  Most importantly, we discuss whether the shooter is poly and/or pansexual and what he ordered at Starbucks prior to capping the CEO. Turns out you can buy a silencer from Starbucks’ secret menu, but more importantly, what was on the shooter’s Spotify Wrapped? To Monica’s dismay, Beau proposes a Spotify shooter playlist, and we agree that FBI surveillance of Throuple would be a net positive (more viewers!).  The gang speculates on the shooter’s motives. Theories include a lover’s quarrel and that the CEO actually hired his own killer to put him out of his misery after listening to our podcast. We discuss a festive balloon left outside the Hilton in memoriam and speculate on the assassin’s race. Beau determines that he is not Dominican due to the intact eyebrows and is accused of racism. Monica is sure that he is definitely not white. Liz claims the assassin is “not her physical type” but begins to audibly thirst as the recording goes on.  Liz tries to discuss tragic current events but is shut down in favor of Hawk Tuah crypto and Andrew Tate’s pathetic Discord ripoff getting hacked. Beau explains how his friend group tried to fix a buddy’s inverted nipples with beer and Liz accidentally uses racial slurs to describe tank tops. Lastly the gang revisits their favorite Tiktok video of all time, duet to stop bullying.  🎶 ceo assassin playlist http://bit.ly/4faRRm2 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

It’s HALLALOO! (Celebrated by some as Halloween) Monica explains the origins of the holiday and takes Liz and Beau through a grueling Halloween quiz. We learn about the gang’s holiday traditions including trick or treating at bodegas in Washington Heights, going to white neighborhoods for the best candy, and paying neighbors in Italy to go along with candy schemes. Liz and Beau share traumatic EuroDisney stories (brain bleeds on the baguette rollercoaster, anyone?) and Monica scares them with demonic turnip stories. Worst of all, Monica misgenders ChatGPT but strikes back with accusations of mansplaining. Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that is hoping for no razors in their candy this year. 🍓 YouTube ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: ⁠https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc⁠  🗣 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: ⁠https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb ⁠ 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ ⁠ 🍦 throupletok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod ⁠ 🍓 YouTube: ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: ⁠bit.ly/Throuplecoffee⁠

This is an emergency episode for the breaking news of New York mayor Eric Adams' indictment for bribery, corruption, and campaign finance fraud. As you know, Throuple has been on schemin' jackwagon Eric Adams’ tail for a while now, and the feds have finally caught up to our exhaustive detective work. Read through the FBI’s juicy indictment document with us: it’s rife with a decade of illegal lavish hotel stays and hush-hush first class travel to Turkey, plus some of the dumbest attempts to hide illegal behavior EVER. Watch his bizarro press conference of lies and revisit some disgusting jokes from our P Cereal episode.   🍓Watch the full video episode on YOUTUBE!!! Link below 🍓 🍓 YouTube ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: ⁠https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc⁠  🗣 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: ⁠https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb ⁠ 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ ⁠ 🍦 throupletok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod ⁠ 🍓 YouTube: ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: ⁠bit.ly/Throuplecoffee⁠

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that has finally returned to inter-throuple racism accusations.  **content warning: racism, slurs, sexism, violence, SA, guns, graphic sexual descriptions & more** This week the gang discusses Mark Robinson, abject scumbag Republican candidate for North Carolina governor, who is the subject of a breaking scandal involving uncovered posts on NudeAfrica.com, a porn website where Robinson posted about trans sex fantasies, cheating on his wife with his sister, Black n*zism, bringing back slavery, and his review of “surprisingly good read” Mein Kampf.  We begin with a brief rundown of the P Diddy allegations: why did he need 1000 gallons of baby oil? What is baby oil even used for? Monica reveals whether or not she has attended a Freakoff party, and Liz accuses Monica of being talentless. To everyone’s chagrin, Liz reveals that JLo has YET ANOTHER movie coming out, and Beau wants to go to a Divorce Brunch like Bennifer.  Liz goes through a brief history of Mark Robinson’s disgusting views on abortion, immigration, LGBTQ+ rights, and his one-sided beef with Michelle Obama. Beau reveals his gay level and Liz forces Monica and Beau to read Mark Robinson’s filthy fantasies from NudeAfrica.com, including Throuple’s newest favorite expression: dooky chute.  Lastly, we attempt some disgusting ASMR, discuss whacky bong crafts, and confront Beau about his Catholic body shame.    🍓 YouTube ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: ⁠https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc⁠  🗣 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: ⁠https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb ⁠ 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ ⁠ 🍦 throupletok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod ⁠ 🍓 YouTube: ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: ⁠bit.ly/Throuplecoffee⁠

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's the Islamabad of fentanyl! This week the gang is reading delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams' anti-drug book 'Don't Let it Happen'.  This book has it all: out of touch drug slang (Dusty Road? CAT PEE??), pit bull b*stiality, blaming acne on ecstasy use, gang/lesbian style tips, malt liquor culture, and how to use “because I love you” hugs to detect guns on your family . Monica starts out strong with a beach Zoom background and color coordinated lime style (spoiler alert: she’s drinking boozy limeade). Liz reads the truly shocking introduction to ‘Don’t Let it Happen’ featuring a violent gang sex-in, and wonders about how to get jumped into famed hood Teletubby alternative the Boobas.  Eric Adams teaches us how to detect marijuana use (incessant laughing and stinky clothes), including an oddly detailed description of incense. Adams claims that the main method for ingesting P is on breakfast cereal and Beau recalls a former coworker’s crack habit.  Monica explains malt liquor culture and Beau describes his college favorites including King Cobra which Liz mistakes for venomous snake wine. We wonder if cocaine is vegan and Monica indicates her for the gentrification of malt liquor (White Claw we’re looking at you!).  Eric Adams’ continues with a list of gang styles to look out for in your children’s wardrobes. On the gang list: unbuckled overalls, loose tees but also tight shirts, gang belt buckles on yoga pants, baby oiled hair, shaved eyebrows, and dark lipstick. Braless Monica and Liz wonder if they are in a gang. Beau realizes the book is inadvertently describing Chola style and recalls getting beaten up by his Cholo cousins as a kid.  Adams then tells a clearly fictional story about almost shooting a classmate in kindergarten. Monica shares her million dollar idea to hollow out Eric Adams’ book as a drug safe. Lastly, we toast to the mayor’s recent COVID diagnosis.  🍓 YouTube ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: ⁠https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc⁠  🗣 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: ⁠https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb ⁠ 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ ⁠ 🍦 throupletok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod ⁠ 🍓 YouTube: ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: ⁠bit.ly/Throuplecoffee⁠

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that blows lines of Sweet and Low at Dallas BBQ.  It’s a BRAND NEW SEASON of Throuple and we’re celebrating Liz’s birthday with stories of our worst birthdays, which include: gruesome motorcycle accidents, Bacardi 151 poisoning, dead relatives, and the pink power ranger getting beat up by Dominican kids in the hood. *****CW because we talk about a lot of violence in this episode!!!!***** The gang begs for sponsorship from AdamAndEve and reads horrific facts from Reddit, then speculates as to who will die first of an aneurysm: the neurotic virgo or the repressed Catholic (3:11).  Liz shares what’s REALLY in Taco Bell meat (23:33) and we begin to fixate on Anti Dust Agent, which we later find out is made from the bodies of Aunties who have died and been eaten by their tiny useless white dogs (30:20). Thumbtalk commences with Beau's gruesome tale of dismemberment and a lively debate over Perfect Woman Megan Fox’s mutant thumbs. He then reveals the story of his terrifying hidden scar. Monica reveals fave weird-reject-movie-platform Tubi’s secret conservative affiliation, but Liz pushes back by reminding everyone of the queer Tubi classic Gay Bed and Breakfast of Horror (41:04). Monica reveals the true dark reason for Throuple’s birthday dinner at Dallas BBQ. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

*this episode contains graphic descriptions of SA/violence* Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that FINALLY made an episode without accusing each other of racism. The gang lurches through a discussion of the hit Netflix show Baby Reindeer (with a touch of BBL). Liz is mercilessly mocked by Monica when she reveals that she hasn't seen the show, and Monica reveals where her stalker lives. Beau recounts the story of bringing a man who was homeless back to his 8-roommate apartment and the man's subsequent refusal to leave. Liz and Beau realize they stalked each other into a relationship. The trio discuss the logistics of an*l prolapse and discuss the laundry list of substances consumed by Baby Reindeer's protagonist. Liz wonders if stalking has a honeymoon period and Monica expresses her genuine desire for victims of stalking to receive at least a modicum of free snacks from their predator. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s about to start selling illegal tanning products. This week we present part two of the Transracial Blues. Monica takes us through the life and times of notable transracial woman Martina Big, who made the switch from white to black.   Throuple looks at a before and after photo of Martina Big, who was a white, blonde German woman, and who now has 32DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD breasts, textured black hair (wig??), and skin that looks like it’s smeared in black face paint. The gang learns about Martina’s journey to feeling “more black” and that she (shockingly) thinks her baby will come out black. Beau points out that only a German would compare their transracial journey to car tuning, and reveals his film BIG noir alter ego Detective Beau Binary.   Liz proposes a transracial Big Brother reality show where transracial people like Rachel Dolezal, Martina Big, and Jessica Krug will live in a house together and be recorded 24/7. Monica, in a stroke of genius, names the show “Big Brotha”. Monica appoints herself the Judge Sbarro of transracial justice, and liz defends 32D(x23) breasts as a protected Title VII characteristic. The gang wonders whether Scandinavian countries have maternal leave for getting implants.   Lastly, a lively debate over whether it’s HAMbone or HANDbone culminates in a live hambone session followed by ten minutes of roasting the extremely Caucasian Boston Typewriter Orchestra.   🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple: the podcast that is unapologetically pro-welfare-fraud. This is part one of a deep dive into people who identify as transracial: that is, people who perceive themselves as being born into the wrong race. We start with notable Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who secretly presented as a Black woman for years before she was exposed by the caucasity of her potentially abusive family. Liz explains her life story: from being the daughter of White missionaries in the midwest to her time as an NAA chapter head taking to the streets to protest racism, and her rebirth as Nkechi Diallo, the OnlyFans baddie and edgy podcaster. Monica and Liz disagree on whether white students should get scholarships at historically black colleges. The gang discusses why transracial people are so weird looking and Monica details her attempt to as Irish at her job interview. Beau falls in love with Rachel after seeing her surprisingly snatched waist, to the point of totally ignoring his co hosts. Throuple bemoans the cultural obsession with humiliating women but agrees that they will all remain problematic and still seek out leaked n00ds. Beau advocates for higher teacher pay and Monica suggests that Rachel's food stamp fraud case be tried in Food Court under Judge Sbarro. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

This week we delve into the history of short-lived musical group City High, who topped the charts with their hit songs “What Would You Do” and “15 will get you 20” (yes, they’re talking about statuatory r*pe). Liz gives an overview of the group’s rise as Wyclef-produced stars, and their crash-and-burn breakup just a couple years later due to member Robby Pardlo’s alcoholism and his shaky allegations that girlfriend and band member Claudette Ortiz cheated on him with the third member of City High.  The gang watches excerpts from Robby’s sweaty, drunk episode of Intervention in which he drives drunk, attempts to record off-key vocals at a studio while swigging from a plastic vodka pint, neglects his child, complains incessantly about his MEAN MOM, and screams at his family.  Beau gets confused about the message of “What Would You Do” and thinks he has to become a sex worker to feed his hungry baby daddy.  Liz calls out the dumbass main character of “15 will get you 20” and his lack of basic reasoning and due diligence. Monica and Liz tell stories of being ogled by nasty old men at the age of 13 and wonder why grown-ass men are into minors. Liz reads from an interview with Claudette detailing Robby’s abuse and abject alcoholism and how his dysfunction cost her a life-long dream, then she plays a podcast interview in which Robby victim-blames Claudette and reveals that he is STILL DRINKING but it’s all good. Monica retains hope that if the sh*tty podcast can have almost 2,000 followers, we could get 3. The gang discusses Wyclef’s possibly-sketchy age difference with ex Lauryn Hill and recalls philanderer Fabolos’ controversial Claudette Ortiz appreciation post on Instagram, then decide that Throuple is now a Claudette Ortiz appreciation podcast. Lastly, a quick cruise of Robby’s Instagram reveal photos of vodka and questionable tattoos. Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that won an EGOT for their hit show LumberTalk with Monica 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that can't stop with the accidental racism. This week the gang delves into Pawel Jaszczuk, the Polish photographer who takes photos of Japanese businessmen ed out drunk in the streets. Beau explains the brutal salaryman work culture in corporate Japan, and shares the tragic story of a journalist literally worked to death.  Liz’s latest idea is a salaryman street rack to safely clip in and nap while ed out. Monica teaches us to apologize in Japanese for leaving work before our coworkers and we immediately use the phrase to skip work entirely. Beau and Monica share their “ed out outside at night” stories.  As an ADHD aside, Liz catches them up on TI’s family drama: his wife Tiny and her horrifying eye color change surgery, and TI’s perverted fixation on his daughter’s virginity. The gang is devastated by the breaking news of CHAI’s breakup. Liz is cancelled for her exploitative tiktoks, and Monica and Beau commit Brown on Brown racism. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Liz, Beau and Monica discuss last week's Superbowl entertainment. A discussion about whether Usher's body is natty turns contentious when Monica claims that he has "no muscle definition", and Beau shouts out Ice Spice for surviving the Taylor Swift and Blake Lively's white lady box. The gang chooses their desired performers for next year (spoiler: Monica wants to skip the whole cursed event and watch a movie instead).

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that is NOT digging tunnels underneath your home. We put Monica’s New York (non-Bronx) accent to the test with a series of words and their supposed pronunciation by New Yorkers, and Monica doubts that the author has even lived here for more than 17 years.  But first, we discuss the worst corporate-branded Christmas presents from our employers (which was worse: the over the ear in ear light up earbuds, or the 1 cent brush for bald people?), fancy booze, and new weed, so skip straight to 8 1/2 minutes if you want to get straight to the PIZZA PIES and CAWFEE. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc  🗣 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube: bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: bit.ly/Throuplecoffee

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that has no first or fourth amendment rights. This week Throuple presents HOT TOPZ: Eric Adams and the case of the simple cr*ckpipe. *This is a video episode--watch on Spotify or on bit.ly/throupletube* In between regular episodes, we are releasing HOT TOPICZ mini episodes. This week Liz, Beau and Monica discuss bogus New York Mayor Eric Adams and his bizarre 11-year-old video teaching parents to search their children’s rooms for cr*ckpipes, massive bags of dr*gs, and handguns. Liz catches Monica up on Adams’ obsessive War on Rats, and Monica’s generational trauma is triggered by the mayor’s unintelligible ranting. Beau is a victim of Brown-on-Brown crime, and the gang finds out that Eric Adams’ suspicious pillows may be stuffed full of illegal campaign money.  🍓 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that beats you up in front of your mom and steals your digital camera. This week Liz, Beau and Monica play truth or dare in a series of revealing questions and dumb stunts. Beau expresses his gruesome funeral wish (hint: corpse on a gravitron). Liz wonders whether she’ll still suffer from motion sickness as a Victorian ghost, and also claims to be a victim of brown on white violence. The gang googles “bagel c*ck ring” only to find “Beef Bagel” on Urban Dictionary, a ring toss game played with bagels and an erect 🍆. Monica forgets that she and Liz watched the 2003 Katie Holmes Thanksgiving movie Pieces of April and they discuss its radical racial politics.  The real hoes of Throuple reminisce about the sex bracelet/color party moral panic of the early 2000s. Liz recalls Nicole Richie’s iconic deadpan nude photo leak reaction and Monica recounts a lunatic mom from high school forcing her daughter to fight Monica (yes, Monica won the fight). The gang discusses P Diddy’s sexual assault allegations and Monica decides she’d like to stay conscious for the Bad Boy train. They discuss whether ear cheese is vegan and decide which plastic surgery they’d like to have performed on them (Liz and Monica select a cosmetic lobotomy). Beau describes two robberies and reveals he is actually the brown Robin Hood as well as a human trafficker. Lastly we discuss the difficulties of air travel with your alters.  🍓 send us hate mail: [email protected]  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod